Between August 24 and 30, 2008, these were some of the topics we covered on Wildfire Today:
—A vegetation fire in Redding, California burned 130 acres and caused evacuations near the Sacramento River.
–In advance of the approaching Hurricane Gustav, predicted to hit land near New Orleans, three National Incident Management Organization (NIMO) teams and one National Park Service All Hazard team were prepositioned in Dallas, Atlanta, and Jacksonville.
–The San Francisco Fire Department used jet skis to transport hose from their fire boat to Yerba Buena Island where a fire was burning in an area with difficult access. Yerba Buena Island is in San Francisco Bay near the Bay Bridge.
–A Single Engine Air Tanker crashed in northwest Colorado 20 miles northwest of Meeker. The pilot walked away with minor injuries.
–You might be in a redneck volunteer fire department if…
- Your department has ever had two emergency vehicles pulled over for drag racing on the way to the scene.
- You have naked lady mud flaps on your pumper.
- Your firehouse has wheels.
- You’ve ever gotten back and found out you locked yourselves out of the firehouse.
- You’ve ever been toned out on an outhouse fire.
- That outhouse fire was with entrapment.
- You’ve ever let a person’s house burn down because they wouldn’t let you hunt on their land.
- At least one vehicle in the firehouse still has decorations on it from the Halloween Parade and it’s January.
- Your personal vehicle has more lights on it than your house has lights in it.
- You don’t own a Dalmation, but you do have a coon dog named Sparky.
- You’ve ever walked through a christmas display and came up with more than 3 new ideas for a light scheme for your truck.
- Your rescue truck can smoke the tires.
- Your department’s name is misspelled on the equipment.
- Your engine had to be towed in the last Christmas Parade.
- Dispatch can’t mention your name without laughing.
- The local news crew won’t put your department on TV because you embarassed them last time.
- You’ve ever referred to a light bar as sexy.
- Your defib consists of a pair of jumper cables, a marine battery, and a fish finder.
- You’ve ever taken a girl on a date in a pumper.
- Your pumper has been on fire more times than it has been to a fire.
- Your pumper smokes more than the house fire.
- The only time the trucks leave the station is on bingo night.