Fire as a cure for allergy season?

Fire cures allergy season Claritin

The Onion reports that Claritin has developed a solution to allergy season:

…a flamethrower capable of incinerating whatever is causing one’s allergies……the product is available in either a regular 25-foot or an Extra Strength 50-foot jet of fire—ideal for eliminating ragweed, trees, grasses, and entire mold-ridden homes.

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Author: Bill Gabbert

After working full time in wildland fire for 33 years, he continues to learn, and strives to be a Student of Fire.

5 thoughts on “Fire as a cure for allergy season?”

  1. However, The Onion is more likely to be an accurate news source than Facebook, where more and more U.S. Residents go for news.

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  2. And Onion says that FIFA is awarding the US the World Cup matches for 2015, so we need to keep the skies clear. Burn early.

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