Fire as a cure for allergy season?

Fire cures allergy season Claritin

The Onion reports that Claritin has developed a solution to allergy season:

…a flamethrower capable of incinerating whatever is causing one’s allergies……the product is available in either a regular 25-foot or an Extra Strength 50-foot jet of fire—ideal for eliminating ragweed, trees, grasses, and entire mold-ridden homes.

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