Advice from The Daily Show for when your entire state is on fire

A blast from the past. In 2002 Stephen Colbert, The Daily Show’s “Colorado Bureau Chief”, gave advice for when your entire state is on fire.

(If the video does not work, you can try it at the Comedy Central website.)

Fire as a cure for allergy season?

Fire cures allergy season Claritin

The Onion reports that Claritin has developed a solution to allergy season:

…a flamethrower capable of incinerating whatever is causing one’s allergies……the product is available in either a regular 25-foot or an Extra Strength 50-foot jet of fire—ideal for eliminating ragweed, trees, grasses, and entire mold-ridden homes.

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